Ipinaskil ni: ahkong | Nobyembre 10, 2008

In da Neybi



Seeing  it next to the Arizona  Memorial really puts its  size into perspective. ..   ENORMOUS!

When   the Bridge pipes ‘Man the Rail’ there is a lot  of rail  to man on this monster: shoulder to  shoulder, around 4.5  acres. Her displacement is  about 100,000 tons with full  complement.    


Top  speed exceeds  30 knots, powered by two nuclear  reactors that  can  operate for more than 20 years without  refueling    

1. Expected to  operate in the  fleet for about 50 years  

2. Carries  over  80 combat aircraft  

3. Three  arresting cables can stop  a 28-ton aircraft  going 150 miles per hour in less than   400 feet


1.  Towers 20  stories above the  waterline

2.  1092 feet long; nearly as long  as the Empire  State Building is tall  

3.   Flight  deck covers 4.5 acres  

4.  4 bronze   propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200    pounds

5.  2 rudders, each 29  by 22  feet and weighing 50 tons

6.   4 high speed aircraft  elevators, each over  4,000 square feet    


1. Home  to about 6,000 Navy  personnel   

2. Carries enough food  and  supplies to operate for 90 days

3.   18,150 meals served  daily

4.    Distillation plants provide 400,000  gallons of  fresh water from sea water daily,  enough for 2,000  homes

5.   Nearly  30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable   and wiring 1,400 telephones

6.   14,000 pillowcases and  28,000  sheets

7.  Costs the Navy   approximately $250,000 per day for pier side  operation   

8.   Costs the Navy  approximately $25 million per day   for underway  operations (Sailor’s salaries  included).

(Hindi po yan ang bagong Phil. Navy Ship…... hindi po pwedeng ibigay ng kano sa atin yan at baka, ma-karne lang at sa junk shop ang bagsak….)






The BRP Doña Gloria (CF3069) set sail  today  from its home port of  Manila .    

The   ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is  a  standing legacy to President Doña Gloria ‘for  her foresight  in military budget over-pricing’ and conduct unbecoming while holding the  (formerly dignified)  office of President.  

The ship is   constructed nearly entirely from recycled  aluminum and  is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5  knots.

It boasts  an arsenal  comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although  they  cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight  deck, form a very menacing presence.

As  a standing order there are no firearms allowed  on board.

This crew, like the crew aboard   the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies and offer them land for free.   

An onboard Type One DNC Universal   Translator can send out messages of apology in any  language to anyone who may find it  offensive. The  number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, but all apologies will sound very sincere.   

In times of conflict, the BRP Doña Gloria has orders to seek refuge in Mindanao.



(oh ha ? at least may aircraft carrier na ang Pinas….LOLs)



  1. pilipinas, umasenso ka naman.


  2. powtang inah! HAHAHA!!!

    paki-korek po nang inglish:

    from THIS: “in military budget over-pricing’ and conduct while holding..”

    to THIS: “in military budget over-pricing’ and conduct UNBECOMING while holding..”


  3. nyek….. sablay…


    chori po….pipol lang….

    pero thanks for the correction fluid…

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