Chip Tsao wag ikaw insulto Pinoy

Nabasa nyo na ba itong article ni Chip Tsao, isang writer sa Hong Kong na masyado tayong minamaliit ?

Kung ayaw nyong ma bad trip na naman gaya ng ginawa ni Boyet Fajardo wag nyo ng basahin….

Kung  trip nyong pumatay ng isang Communist Pig eh basahin nyo….sinama ko na rin yung ibang mga readers na nag comment at matutuwa kayo na maiinis talaga…pwamis.

Nga pala….baka may nagpupunta sa inyo sa Hong Kong eh, paki kurot na lang sa singit itong mahaderang ito….LOLs

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The War At Home

March 27th, 2009

 

The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that-Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That’s no big problem-we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.

 

But hold on-even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don’t flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.

As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.

Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.

Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout “China, Madam/Sir” loudly whenever they hear the word “Spratly.” They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, “Long live Chairman Mao!” at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that’s going a bit too far, at least for the time being. 

Chip Tsao is a best-selling author and columnist. A former reporter for the BBC, his columns have also appeared in Apple Daily, Next Magazine and CUP Magazine, among others. 

 

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satire???

Submitted by greenblooded on Sun, 29/03/2009 – 16:15.

satire my ass! if this is a satire, then its a very bad one! ive read articles that are meant to be satires, and this is clearly not one, or one that is tastelessly written… this is pure and simply crap from a racist jerk…

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APologize….

Submitted by TsaoisRacist on Sun, 29/03/2009 – 16:09.

Though other readers sees it as a satire I do believe this has gone below the belt. If you search on the internet(search Chip Tsao) this is not the only column/article where he says such racist remarks. Though other people claims it as irony for me this is purely a racist column with the whole intention of putting his anger on us Filipinos for such a merely unimportant matter on Spartly Island. Irony can be done in a manner where you don’t step peoples pride or hurt others but here I can only see less irony more on racist remarks..

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stupid article from a stupid website

 

Submitted by greenblooded on Sun, 29/03/2009 – 15:51.

it only shows how second-rate this website is, for the editor to allow this article to be posted…

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Chip Tsao Must Be Dying For @tention…..Hope he Gets His Wish!

Submitted by surferjoe on Sun, 29/03/2009 – 15:50.

Father Forgive This Arrogant Racist Slimeball For He Knows Not What He Doeth…

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Your filth

 

Submitted by M79blooperman on Sun, 29/03/2009 – 15:29.

How dare you think you have the right to treat any country as less than you. Just because lots of filipinas work in your country doesnt make them any less than you. Someone else made a good point i know there are lots of chinese hookers here running their massage parlors. GIve me a break. We’ll take your maids if you keep your whores… Your in a country with no regard for human life. Millions of your people were exterminated. So where do you get off? Threatening your maid?!?!?!?! thats the worst thing ive ever heard.   

 

Your a disgrace to the human race. Because of people like you millions were exterminated lets break it down for you.

Hitler 11 million people….. wow such a nice guy.

Stalin – 20 million people…… what a prick and guess what a communist too…… seems to remind me of someone gah whats his name?

CHAIRMAN MAO?!? YEAH THATS RIGHT you pathetic piece of trash.

how many did he kill 50-70 million! thats from wikipedia so dont say its a lie look it up for yourself.

your oh so glorios leader was probably by far one of the most sadistic and evil men who ever walked this planet.

But one day youll open your mouth or attack the phills and we will come to their aide and bomb your sorry buttts back into the stone age.

So be careful what you say you racist piece of slime.

Btw dont get me wrong i understand not all chinese feed into this trash.

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Hindi ko na nilagay lahat nung nag comment dahil ang dami…masyado ng mahaba.

Kung gusto ninyong makita heto ang link :

http://hk-magazine.com/feature/war-home

 

Isa lang ang masasabi ko sa tanginang aroganteng komyunistang supot  na ito…….

PAK U !!!! MAMAMATAY KA RIN !!!!

Hay naku ayoko ng mag init ang ulo ko….nasisira ang beauty ko sa pootah na to.

Dapat pagsamahin’tong si Chip Tsao at si Boyet Fajardo at itali sa monomento ni Rizal at pipila lahat ng pinoy……isa isang suntok lang sa mukha, yung solid dapat para matauhan mga ganitong klaseng tao.

Isa pa ulit…..TAENA MO !!! CHIP TSAO, racist chickenshitfuckingpussyasshole !!!!

Whew !!!! Makatsibog na nga…….