Sa dahilang wala akong maisulat nitong mga nakalipas ng milenya eh naisipan ko munang pag surf sa net…(tide sana gagamitin ko pero….ang korniks…LOLs) at kung saan saan ako napadpad.
Eto eh napilot ko lang …kwela ito kaya i-share ko sa inyo.
A DOG NAMED “SEX”
(What Not to Name Your Dog)
Everybody who has a dog calls him “Rover” or “Boy”. I call mine “Sex”. He’s a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one too!” Then I said, “But this is a dog.” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand. I’ve had Sex since I was nine years old.” He winked and said, “You must’ve been quite a kid!”
When I got married & went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I want a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, “You don’t need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don’t care what you do.” I said, “Look, you don’t seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Funny, I have the same problem.”
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets, “But you don’t understand.” I said “I had hope to have Sex on TV.” He said, “Now that cable is all over the place, it’s no big deal anymore.”
When my wife & I separated, we went to court to fight for the custody of the dog. I said, ” Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married.” The judge said, ” The courtroom isn’t a confessional, stick to the case please.” Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, “Me too!”
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 4 o’clock in the morning?” I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up this Friday!