Ipinaskil ni: ahkong | Abril 24, 2009

Ika’y mapapa..S.H.I.T. !!!!!

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of

           SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING   (S.H.I.T.)

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor.


You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

Employees who don’t take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in

 
           DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS     ( D.E.E.P.S.H. I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to

           EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING              (E.A.T.S.H.I. T.).

 Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don’t have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others.
We can add your name to our

           BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS

             (B.U.L.L.S.H. I.T.).

 For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of

           MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION  

           (MO.R.E.S.HI. T.).

 
This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our
 
            HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING  

           (H.O.T.S.H.I. T.).

Thank you,

 BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

 (B.I.G.S.H.I. T)


Responses

  1. swerte pa rin pala ko kasi mabait si amo hehe..
    relaks lang kuya..

  2. @lovely – Alam mo ba sis yan ang naiisip kong isubmit na bagong policy dito sa opisina…kaso nagdadalawang isip ako eh….LOLs

  3. shocked*

    hahaha wala me masabi sa mga shit na yan hehehe….

  4. @kiikay – sis, ang baho siguro sa opisina pag ganyan ang policy…nyahhh..ha..ha..ha..ha…


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